Trumpsylvania

National Anthem & Pledge of Allegiance

Here is the national Anthem of Trumpsylvania written by the Vice-King.

Who is the Guy
With the Awe-some hair.
His name is Trump.
And he's over there.
Donald Trump
With kick-ass hair.
He's a bill-ion-are
And Trumpsylvania.
Is the country that he bought.
It used to be.
Pak-i-stan.
But now its not.
'Cause Trump's the man
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TRUMPSYLVANIA!!