Trumpsylvania

Half a Man

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Well... Try to figure what these all mean

Thanks to Stephen Lynch-


Gambling man with just one die


Marathon runner with just one leg


Fillopean tube with just one egg


Tweedle Dee with no Twedle Dum


Siskel and Ebert with only one thumb


Yo-ho-ho with no bottle of rum


Half a Man


A Halfway Neutered Pet



My own Creations-


A telescope with just one lens


Siamese twin with just one head


A peanut with only one chamber


A strike-out on one ball


Cat-Dog when Dog is dead

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I Pledge Allegiance
To the tower
That stands in Trumpsylvania
And to The Donald
For which he owns
One nation
Under Trump
With George and Carolyn for all.