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These are some fake newspaper headlines I come up with all the time. So.....Enjoy...I guess?

Osama Bin Laden Becomes Born again Christian.





Scientists Amazed by Glowing Turtle








9/11 is 911 with a slash in it.








Ted Kennedy discovered to orbit sun.








Rings discovered around Ted Kennedy.











Michael Moore kills self after realizing that Bush is awesome.








John Kerry Elected "Most likely to eat Ketchup"





This Guy Was Foiled again.

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He's always being Foiled

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Pretty....

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