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Welcome to Trumpsylvania My Friend

King: Donald Trump
Vice King: Matt Demartini
Secretary of Defense: Owen Traynor
Governor of Trumpton: Kevin Tyler
Governor of Trumpopolis: Will D'Agostino
Governor of Trumpsylvania City: Matt Demartini
National Bard: Frick Murray

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Our Ruler'S-Yes, he's married now, to her

Current Citizens: Paul Clark-Trumpopolis

Charles Allison-Godfrey-Trumpsylvania City

Cara Kaufman-Trumpsylvania City

Suzanne Ball-Trumpsylvania City

I Pledge Allegiance
To the tower
That stands in Trumpsylvania
And to The Donald
For which he owns
One nation
Under Trump
With George and Carolyn for all.